Leslie Nielsen:Lt. Frank Drebin;Priscilla Presley:Jane Spencer;Ricardo Montalban:Vincent Ludwig;George Kennedy:Capt. Ed Hocken;O.J. Simpson:Det. Nordberg;Susan Beaubian:Mrs. Wilma Nordberg;Nancy Marchand:Mayor;Raye Birk:Pahpshmir;Jeannette Charles:Queen Elizabeth II;Ed Williams:Ted Olsen;Tiny Ron Taylor:Al;Tom Dugan:Drug Dealer #2;Joyce Brothers:Herself;Lawrence Tierney:Angels Manager;Reggie Jackson:Reggie Jackson;Dick Enberg:Dick Enberg;Mel Allen:Mel Allen;Dick Vitale:Dick Vitale;Jesse Ventura:Baseball Announcer;John Houseman:Driving Instructor;Prince Hughes:Idi Amin